Single-microphone recording of a rehearsal from March 23, 2011.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

Every time is sexy time!

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.