The title and lyrics come from a spam email I received.

A jam written when I was trying to finish the verse for It's Crazy.

I started writing this to submit to the song fight challenge. I decided to put it on the album instead.

I wrote a surf instrumental in 2006 called 'Gansett Wave (Part 1). I always intended to write a part 2 for a single, but never had the motivation. I used the chord progression from part 1, put it to an electronic beat and used an E-Bow for the…

I recorded a demo of this in 2006 with a friend of mine. Never being satisfied with it, I've worked at it on and off over the last couple of years. I used my friends original vocal (which I ran through a vocoder) and rebuilt the backing tracks…

Started this track the last week in February in the middle of hurrying around, trying to finish the challenge. I put a complete backing track together and it seemed to fit the album as an instrumental. If anyone wants to contribute lyrics or…

It started with the opening riff. I liked the sound of a twangy guitar riff over a heavy drum loop. The B section has an almost jazzy feel to it. I'm happiest with the bassline.

I was listening to Dinosaur Jr. on my commute one day. I tried to write the lyrics in the vocal style of J. Mascis. The first line of the chorus comes from a fortune cookie. Inspiration comes from everywhere, I guess.

Recorded for the RPM Challenge 2009.