I never sing this song the same two times in a row. The lyric below is pretty close to how I sing it now. Listening again, this is an awful version of this song... I have my recording machine working again...I must redo this. I PLAY C…

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

WHEN WE GET TO COLORADO Capo @ 5 in C positions C. G Thirty one years in this city Thirty one yers on this street Fighting in the morning Fighting at night This place has the smell of defeat…

UpSide Down I think you’ll find a six is a nine when your world is upside down And history is news to me every time I turn around And everything is backwards in my mirror Mmmmm A lullaby just makes me cry when I sing it to myself And…

IF I WAS A CATERPILLAR If I was a caterpillar this is what I’d do I would promise to get better, all on account of you I would dream of wings of velvet, gold and purple hue Change my robe and change my slippers all on account of you I would…

Jolanda My favorite "biker." Jolanda Neff is a Swiss cyclist, who primarily rides in the cross-country cycling and cyclo-cross disciplines, for the Trek Factory Racing team.

If you don't like me, I understand If you are tired of me, I understand This won't be the first time It won't be the last Yes, you are sorry, I understand Yes, you feel guilty. I understand But don't say, "I love you," as you walk out…

TREES I love trees Trees love me Take my breath every time I breathe (Breathe it out Breathe it in Trees and me are a mirrored twin) (C) 2017 Royal T Music

I HATE GOODBYES September 8, 2017 Capo 2 IN D 
I go in the back door. Never in the front
 All of that attention is the last thing that I want
 You know what I’m talking ‘bout the kisses and the hugs
 Climbing on the furniture, tripping…

THE RAMP They’re taking down the ramp next door at Rita’s I’m no fool. I know what's going on Either she has died or she’s been taken to a home where she will waste away The boards are stacked up in the drive at Rita’s I will help Al…