Actually, it won't play for me.... maybe that's a good thing.

Bite me, Chad.

This is a rare happy song. It was first recorded 15 years ago, but the mix had the vocals way too low. I thought of it again yesterday after we had such a fine day enjoying the sun. This is the second attempt at getting through the whole song…

90 seconds of something.

WARNING: Clipping. Again just putting here for posterity for when Lumberfork is a worldwide sensation. Another ancient tape. This one has a few of us drunkenly "practicing" with Kaptik on drums, Whittle on bass, John on guitar, and a young…

Something new.... Grey Old paint faded Dilapidated Barely hanging on Lay Old butterfly Broken and dry Alone and withdrawn Chill creeps in Darkness tries to take hold The cold is peace And the dark beautiful Take One last…

Third track from my RPM 2021 which is all about clothes. This is about the attitudes presented to young boys when growing up - it's a song about my own experience and what I learned in the playground.

When I start thinking a little slow, or if I lose my balance, or if I just feel a bit tired in the afternoon, I get terrified that I have inherited Multiple Sclerosis from my Dad. The horrible thing is - these early symptoms are just completely…

Since I was in my mid-20s I've found the idea of people going to the pub with their Dads completely alien. I've gone to the pub with other people's dads and really enjoyed it. This song sings the virtues of this activity.

A true story. Predictably, the photo forms the album art for this record. I've never felt incredibly close to my Dad, but it's not like he didn't try.