Dedicated to Stephen Butt Butt, my favorite person in all of Kentucky, a state which I once traveled through on a Greyhound bus in 1989. I'll never meet him, but we did talk on the phone for an hour once, and I didn't even masturbate. Also…

Dedicated to Mike Hagen. Mike Hagen had no friends or family anywhere. I guess I was the closest thing he had to a friend. Mike was in the methadone program, and hated it. So he decided to get out of it, with my help. Friends help friends…