John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

Words & Music Errol Chugg

Every time is sexy time!

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad gets angry.

Here is my latest song, I was playing around with my Tele into my Adrenalinn III pedal with its beat sync'd effects which gave me some of the sounds here.

I live my daydreams in music.