This is a collaboration with a prolific chap called James Higgins (oldrottenhead on songcrafters.org), based on an instrumental of mine from a couple of years ago: http://alonetone.com/andyr/tracks/muletide I was quietly minding my own business…

The title says it all. Literally.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.