John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

The title says it all. Literally.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.

Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

A tribute to an Ibanez Tube Screamer J.P. Miglionico - Lead guitar

Motown is the best way to tell someone that you love them. Emoticons work, too.

Come interact with my organ. J.P. Miglionico - wah-pedal Lee Shreve - Vocals

It's a punk song.