Tom's mom once described Killian's Irish Red as "Coors with red dye." We found it hilarious.

This song is about fire and flames

With illegal immigration causing all sorts of problems, Canada closes its border with the U.S.

Presumably, this thing is from New Jersey.

It's quite a beautiful city!

A ditty about mom's plate, from The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

The original musical tribute to our first love, Wawa. This is a protest tune, as they had recently replaced the only Wawa on Lehigh University's campus with a cheap knock-off, Pantry One.

The buildup is crazy!!!

Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

A tribute to an Ibanez Tube Screamer J.P. Miglionico - Lead guitar

Motown is the best way to tell someone that you love them. Emoticons work, too.

Come interact with my organ. J.P. Miglionico - wah-pedal Lee Shreve - Vocals

It's a punk song.

Untold stories of the Fab Four Amy Gilronan-Zanelli - Vocals

Some jackoff at Wawa switched the pots on us. Now driving drowsy. FRESH POTS!!!!

CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amy Gilronan-Zanelli - Vocals

This is what I assume was going through Dr. Richard Kimble's mind. J.P. Miglionico - Lead guitar