This is the greatest song ever written about former Flyers goaltender, Bernie Parent's Yacht.

Single-microphone recording of a rehearsal from March 23, 2011.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

The title says it all. Literally.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.