Hanging on my closet, I have a sticker for Narraganset beer and a mock-road-sign reading "Dystopia" with an arrow pointing both directions. The juxtaposition was unintentional, but I decided I liked it.

One of my "fake video game soundtrack" pieces. The title isn't merely repetition; the first instance of "frightening" is an adjective and the second is a present tense verb - in other words "scary horses scaring other horses".

Initially inspired by over-analyzing a Carly Rae Jepsen lyric, this piece presents a metaphor for the way many of us live under a capitalistic system. Or something. For the vocals I double tracked my voice and pitched one of the tracks down…

A Pink Floyd tribute of sorts.

These lyrics are quite old - I originally wrote them about 10 years ago in the form of a "poem", in order to troll a vanity publisher. I always wanted to set them to music, and they happened to fit the drum loop and harmonica piece I was working on.

Well, it's true.

One of my "fake video game soundtrack" pieces. The title isn't merely repetition; the first instance of "frightening" is an adjective and the second is a present tense verb - in other words "scary horses scaring other horses".

I use this phrase so much in my daily life in customer service, it may as well be a song.

A short ambient piece featuring the melodica.

Well, it's true.