In 1967, Barry von Imbissstand inherited his father Frederick's Florida pastry shop. After a few months of running the shop conventionally, he had a vision of a giant mallard, which gave him the new title of Lord Patisserie and told him to spread…

Fun with digital distortion and glitchy editing.

The ending to this song is partially due to a mistake copying and pasting to the wrong tracks - it fit the mood of the rest of the song, and I'd been struggling for an ending anyway. Song title inspired by a spam email.

I fooled around with drastically slowing down, looping, and distorting an element of "I, The Mysterious Asian Girl", and a pleasing moment of drone developed.

"Fake Evil' was a working title that ended up becoming the real title - the reasoning was that the music was too over-the-top to actually be ominous. The vocals are bits of "Microwave" run backwards, put through a heavy amount of echo and reverb…

For whatever reason, I was testing my microphone with the television going on in the background, and a bit of clearly audible dialogue ("all right, get in line") ended up at the end of my test recording. I don't believe in mistakes, especially…

Fun with digital distortion and glitchy editing.

First hip-hop beat (or musical work in general) of 2014. One of my goals for the year is to make more music, and perhaps more specifically finish my long-planned hip-hop album.

Another hip-hop beat snippet. I like to make things that sound nostalgic and summery in the middle of a snowstorm.

I might add more to this simple little beat, but I like it how it is. Maybe when I get a rap album together this will be an "interlude".