This isn't actually a minuet... that's what's so stealthy about it. Okay, actually, "Stealth Minuet" is an anagram for "The Last Minute", because I wrote it at the last minute and because it's about a minute long and is the final track.

"Windblown cellophane" is part of the deliberately unintelligible chant bit of "Operation Enduring Freedom Tennis Court", so maybe I should have used this title for that song instead.

I sort of wanted to call a band Department Of Meteors, but it became a song title instead.

Sometimes I pretend that my songs are themes for non-existent horror b-movies.

Inspired by "Murder Mystery" by The Velvet Underground, with lyrics adapted from posts on Craigslist's endlessly fascinating "Missed Connections" section. I wanted to put positive posts in one speaker and negative in the other.

A short ambient piece featuring the harmonica.

For whatever reason, pitch-shifting kazoo and running it through a lot of reverb is just fun for me. Working title: "Cirkus".

Completed on Super Bowl Sunday, and the title is an extremely dorky joke about that. I've discovered electric razors are a fun way to produce industrial effects.

Featuring Al on noise guitar. Working title: "Drones".

I think this is only the second time I've ever attempted an original song where I actually sing (as opposed to just talking). I may redo the vocals on this later. Maybe I'll add a track or two to the backing music too, although I want it to stay…