featuring the fantastic Tim Green on vocals. Thanks Tim.

My favorite Zappa song......long guitar solo!!!!!

Covers of some of my favorite songs

Changed this one up into a bit Alt.Country vibe

Cover of the Blondie song, from the Plastic Letters album, vocal inspired by Sonic Youth's version of the Carpenters Superstar off of Juno soundtrack. This mixdown made on 7th March 2011, tracks recorded late Feb / early March.

noisome farfisa

This is a collaboration with a prolific chap called James Higgins (oldrottenhead on songcrafters.org), based on an instrumental of mine from a couple of years ago: http://alonetone.com/andyr/tracks/muletide I was quietly minding my own business…

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

More Original song than cover, I think. A re-imagining of the AC/DC story. My Rosie is a bolemia sufferer and is in a coma in hospital. The story is told by the concerned partner... --- Whole Lotta Rosie Never met a woman Never…