The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

More Original song than cover, I think. A re-imagining of the AC/DC story. My Rosie is a bolemia sufferer and is in a coma in hospital. The story is told by the concerned partner... --- Whole Lotta Rosie Never met a woman Never…

John Salad gets angry.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

The title says it all. Literally.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.

Something that might have ended up on my failed RPM attempt.

Written by Errol Chugg (music & lyric) Vocals: Error Chugg Guitar: Mike Woodford Organ: Swansong Drum programming, steel drums, synths: Steffen Offermann Arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann A "I wish Winter was over"-song by…

Vocals: Rebecca Riss Lyrics: Donna Devine Drums & Horns: Ian Burrage Bass: Andy Gupta Piano: Steffen Offermann Guitars: Mike Woodford Composed, arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann I think this was the first song that Donna and I collaborated…

17 equal guitar, loop station, whammy pedal, distortion pedal, Garritan world sample set.