Originally conceived as a contribution to remix fight, but I missed the deadline and it ultimately didn't use much of the source material anyway. Disclaimer: Quetzalcoatlus does not condone drug use.

I originally was going to rap over this, but I decided it would be better to not subject anyone to that. If anyone here wants to use it as a beat they're welcome to though. Named in tribute to the orange t-rex in front of a mini-golf course on…

Composed in digital performer for a course in computer music. Some of the presets reminded me of Kraftwerk, so I thought I'd attempt something in that style. "The doom house" was my sister's nickname for her place of residence at the time.

This just stemmed from deliberately trying to make a drum loop as distorted and ugly-sounding as possible. Violik from The Tapeworm Collective contributed the dubby bass and some strange noises.

I was pretty much trying to be The Field with this one.

Jesus looks at why the Jews and Pilate rejected Jesus as King

burn burn BURN. this song takes us back to our flok rock roots. rythym guitar is strong, and severely off centre. Vocals are Jupiter Summit doing her best to entice the paper-cut out into an office space fracas. It's about spending too much…

All sounds on this were originally played on a cheap battery operated keyboard.

The bell-like instrument that starts this off is actually a steel pan being pitch-shifted to different notes.

I was thinking about unlikely superpowers one day for some reason, and just came up with this weird little story that I then decided to set to music. One Kilometer Per Year was almost this album's title.

More ambient music based around my cheap battery operated keyboard. I was trying for the sort of song that might turn up in an enchanted forest in an 8-bit RPG.

The instrumentation includes a hunting trumpet and an electric toothbrush, hence the title.

The good ol' battery operated keyboard again, this time with some whistling.

This song is mainly toy accordion, so I couldn't resist the pun.

I personally wasn't that happy with how this turned out, but to me when it comes to RPM albums there should be no such thing as outtakes.

This is supposed to be sort of annoying, I swear.

A nice little reprise of "If I Had Ideas".

If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.