[2003] Ugly Children Vol.I

[2003] Ugly Children Vol.I

[2003] Ugly Children Vol.I

[2003] Ugly Children Vol.I

[2003] Ugly Children Vol.I

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.II

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.II

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.II

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.II

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.I

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.I

[2002] Beats & Vegetables Vol.I

Here's the soon-to-be smash-hit all on its own. Rob and Steve enlisted the talents of a serious hip-hop producer to nineties-up samples from Alphaville's 1984 chart-tickler before unleashing the sick and also fat rhymes of the MC they're calling…

The original song is called Beng Je Hoofd by ADHD. The original beat is whack. I guess the lyrics are too.

Everyone who has every created music should try to do something with just an 808 and two guitar samples.

This track also has a version with vocals, it's basically about someone travelling to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to complain about everything that's wrong.

MC's always nag you about two things, to make their voice more prominent in the mix and to add more bass.

There is also a version of this track with vocals describing a boring evening at some party that's not really going somewhere and ways to cope with that.

I used to record all voicemails I got on my landline for posterity, this is one of the less intelligible ones.