Vocal bits are excerpts from Charles Fort's description on Wikipedia or from his works (available from Project Gutenberg). While watching some horror movie late in February 2015, I suddenly had an itch to play something long and slow. Used 5-string…

I'm proud of this one, but it does not make me happy.

The background sounds remind me queasily of the "Mickey Mouse Nose" (nitrous oxide, I guess?) used to anesthetize me before dental procedures as a kid.

Background sounds = microphone into guitar pedal board with plenty of delay.

Guitar part is me trying out my new looping pedal.

Same chords as The Classroom. More computer voiceover work. The little pause before "finished" at the end always unsettles me.

Live drums, guitars, bass, and keyboard. My wife pointed out the similar chord sequence/intervals to "Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry, but I think mine starts in Bm, and theirs starts in Am. :)

Live guitars and bass, programmed parametric drums, and more computer voices. Not referring to a single, specific WETJ - there are plenty of examples. Credit for "Buddha Bubba" goes to the late, great Bill Hicks.

Looped ambient guitar, plus more computer voices. I really liked the tiny touches of world-weary sarcasm in the second and third iterations.

One ambient guitar take, plus another computer voice so that I (and you) don't have to hear mine.

Live drums and keyboard accordion. Our British friend gets in a couple more sentences.

More DAW plugin drums, live guitar and bass. The computer voiceover artist finally got sick of my crap. May go back and re-record with actual voices at some point, but I appreciate the contempt dripping from this nasty British fellow's every utterance…

DAW plugin drums, live guitar(s) and bass. I made computer voices say some words so I wouldn't have to.

DAW plugin drums, live guitar and bass. I don't really hate everything. Mostly just the sound of my own voice.

This is on my Of Myths And Men album from 1987

This is on the Gravity Lens album from 1994

This is on my Spring Fever album from 1994.

This is on my Ebb And Flow album from 1993

This is on my Ebb And Flow album from 1993