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Mark Jackson, bully, Fired many without cause. Would Daddy approve?

Backwards Yoda speaks: English his first language not. Use the Force he must!

Negotiating Aggressively, the Jedi Eschews violence.

God loves SUVs And shit-kickin' country songs. Guns, guts, and glory.

Misbehaving Dems, Tax and spend without an end. What would Jesus do?

How soon we forget: Past leaders acted the same As today's leaders.

Ayn Rand, an author? Tiresome conservative Drivel I ignore!

Spare. Eternal Glass. Always, only glass.

Just above five leaves, Trim the dead blossoms often. Watch out for the thorns!

The National Parks: America's Best Idea, Ken Burns directed.

Muir first explored, Then saved our first national Park, Yosemite!

Many haiku float Around, about this full head-- Only one survives.

Regretting the day A confused phlebotomist Mislabeled my tube.

They without honor Rule iron-fisted, never Knowing our respect.

Two stones sit sleeping; Millennia pass quickly. What are the dreaming?

There's a small hole in (About the size of Tolstoy) My education.

We spend our lives Bathing in chemical soup; How does Mother feel?

Trouble finds us all. Misfortune cannot be dodged. Karma seeks us out.

Words, what do they mean? Of time, mountains, and rivers Jon sings abstractly.