Professions fall into one's lap like a leaf in the fall.

I lived through a tornado. In a car. I don't recommend it.

This is what happens when you try to write a love song at 2AM for someone who doesn't exist.

Relate if you can. Rock your ass off if you can't.

The anthem of my musical career. I'm joking. I hope.

If you're a businessman or a politician, mosh to this song.

Sooner or later, you just don't care.

With this special offer, you, too, can be the bomb.

Track 1 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 2 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 3 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 4 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 5 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 6 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 8 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 9 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.