Professions fall into one's lap like a leaf in the fall.

I lived through a tornado. In a car. I don't recommend it.

This is what happens when you try to write a love song at 2AM for someone who doesn't exist.

Relate if you can. Rock your ass off if you can't.

The anthem of my musical career. I'm joking. I hope.

If you're a businessman or a politician, mosh to this song.

Sooner or later, you just don't care.

With this special offer, you, too, can be the bomb.

Track 1 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 2 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 3 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 4 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 5 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 6 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 8 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 9 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 10 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 11 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.

Track 12 from my 2010 RPM Challenge Album "King Astro" written and recorded entirely in February.