I was pretty much trying to be The Field with this one.

Jesus looks at why the Jews and Pilate rejected Jesus as King

RPM 2009 entry. Has been described as sounding like Satan's Orchestra tuning up...

burn burn BURN. this song takes us back to our flok rock roots. rythym guitar is strong, and severely off centre. Vocals are Jupiter Summit doing her best to entice the paper-cut out into an office space fracas. It's about spending too much…

I was thinking about unlikely superpowers one day for some reason, and just came up with this weird little story that I then decided to set to music. One Kilometer Per Year was almost this album's title.

More ambient music based around my cheap battery operated keyboard. I was trying for the sort of song that might turn up in an enchanted forest in an 8-bit RPG.

The instrumentation includes a hunting trumpet and an electric toothbrush, hence the title.

The good ol' battery operated keyboard again, this time with some whistling.

This song is mainly toy accordion, so I couldn't resist the pun.

I personally wasn't that happy with how this turned out, but to me when it comes to RPM albums there should be no such thing as outtakes.

This is supposed to be sort of annoying, I swear.

If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.

I guess you could call this my attempt at dark ambient. I once misread a sign in a bookstore that read "Read Away The Winter" as "Dead Avalanche Winter", and I filed that away mentally until I had a fitting song for it.

Like "Neon Orange Dinosaur" this is a track that I think would make a pretty good hip-hop beat.

You've been trying to beat a really hard NES game for months on end. You finally beat that last boss and you get treated to... a comically anticlimactic 8 note fanfare and a short congratulation in broken English.

A pretty little ambient loop I might go back and expand into something else someday.

For whatever reason this album ended up having a lot of songs that could be low-budget horror movie themes.

Kind of a mashup of "Cthulhu Carnival" and "Sasquatch Horror Collection".