A 'Poem Me' story by Angela van Son inspired this weirdness from me. I apologise and await the wrath of my betters, but it had to be done. Thanks to Audacity for it's voice harmonising effect (a great improvement) and pitch control. G:)

In April of 1992 the not quite 21 year old me had a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Calendar hanging on his wall. He had a total lack of confidence in himself and used Ms April as an exercise to try and write a song about a female. More than 20…

This is a song I wrote the lyrics to about 4 days ago and recorded just now. The verses are an pretty vivid example of how not to live life- the chorus is a part of how to do it right. Enjoy!