More Original song than cover, I think. A re-imagining of the AC/DC story. My Rosie is a bolemia sufferer and is in a coma in hospital. The story is told by the concerned partner... --- Whole Lotta Rosie Never met a woman Never…

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

Every time is sexy time!

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

This is a collaboration with a prolific chap called James Higgins (oldrottenhead on songcrafters.org), based on an instrumental of mine from a couple of years ago: http://alonetone.com/andyr/tracks/muletide I was quietly minding my own business…

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