I was crazy about you back then---But now? Not so much!!!

Everybody who said we'd never last have broken up and here we are, still together!!!

This is my little contribution to Halloween!!!

The millionaires are doing just fine, thanks---but the rest of us are barely getting by!!!!

I've got it all--but the one I love.....

A hot exterior hides a cold, cold heart....

I'll lose control but maybe find love instead....

I dedicated this song to my old friend, Ed Begley, Jr. and to all those who are working to make this a cleaner and better place to live!!!

That's all I am--just another lonely man....

Is my future just to be....your ancient history?

Here's a great way to keep some peace at home!!!

She was mysterious, gorgeous...and we fell in love immediately...but her parents were against us being together and sent her back to their country, leaving me to search for her forever.

A couple looks back nostalgically on the magical moment when they first met.

Revenge is sweet!!!

Your lips are inches away but I've been hurt too badly too recently--and the last thing I want right now is to fall in love!!!

Some folks like being in charge--but not me!!!

He overheard a couple breaking up--and it sounded a bit close to home for him...

Sticky, remember Homer guarding the Sugar, warm climate, plenty of yoghurt, let's not be guilty of indulgence. I have no idea what this means, you decide.

I like spaghetti metal better, but why not try some spaghetti hip hop? :)

Take me back to ole Virginia Lord, he's pluggin' in a mic. I dig the cheesy Farfisa Rotary patch...... Here's a song to sing a fairy tale no mountain high or oceans to sail no darken nights in the belly of a whale no hammer's throne or red…