Lyrics: Well I gave at the office And I gave at the store. I gave to lost children Then I gave some more. But the joy of the season has turned into hell. If I gave you a thousand dollars Would you stop ringing that bell? I gave to…

boy meets girl...boy mistreats girl...girl leaves boy...boy writes song about it...gets new girl!

Just a sketch dedicated to cheap, shi**y coyote lighters. It's winter and I'm freezing my hands off trying to light a cigarette. Cheers.. The drum loop is crap, need to replace it with something better (as I said - just a sketch).

Ukulele cover of the classic Christmas parody, Do You Smell What I Smell. Never had one lesson!

Funktioniert auch als loop :P

So... Reichenbach is now called **Reichatron**. I felt that the new sonic mangling possibilities of the ensemble were reminiscent of a Japanese monster movie than a composer of beautifully intricate harmonies. Here I am playing with a flute…

This song is the intro part of my epic: the sixteen numbered tracks are all part of one song and flow into one another without any pause.

He takes his first steps upon the stage.

My mother is not a nice lady. I haven't spoken to her since the day I turned 18.

I used to think I might be schizo.

Told my crazy family sayonara.

We all wank or we're liars.

I hated my friend's ex-girlfriend. Screw you, Keitha Lynn Barney.

Sticks and stones . . .

Break ups stink, especially when the other person gets petty.

OUT OF THE EATER CAME FORTH MEAT. OUT OF THE ETHER CAME FORTH ME.

I have a tendency to distance myself from other people.

The title comes from a story by Avram Davidson.

Who needs a map?

This is like 5 songs in one. (The drums at the beginning aren't the greatest, but give it a chance.)