The lyrics for this song were inscribed on the headstone when the legendary character Tom Thumb died. Inge did the vocals for this song and did a wonderful job. The harmonies, along with the a capella intro and coda, are hers, and take the song…

I fell in love with Miss Muffet. This may not be my best vocal effort, but it's all I can do with it. I'd be happy to let someone else try it. Any volunteers from the studio audience? (c) 2012 T.A. Beckett Let me help you. Let me calm…

Guess where this story came from? (c) 2012 T.A.Beckett I really don't like your grandmother. Those teeth, that nose And that nasty disposition. Keeps givin' me that hungry eye And that awkward proposition. "Come closer, much closer…

Today I learned 2 things: 1) Mick Jagger turns 66 tomorrow (a horrifying thought, to be sure), and 2) one of my loop CDs contains vocals from a man who does a good job imitating him. Soooo, with some appreciation for Mick's accomplishments, and…

The lyrics for this song were inscribed on the headstone when the legendary character Tom Thumb died. Inge did the vocals for this song and did a wonderful job. The harmonies, along with the a capella intro and coda, are hers, and take the song…

What if Bo Peep were a bit of a b*tch? If I knew her when she was like that, I might write a song like this. (c) 2012 T.A.Beckett Hey, Bo. Where did they all go? Hey Bo. What do you know? Maybe I could help you In your quest. Maybe I could…

If you can't guess where I got this one, well . . . (c) 2012 T.A.Beckett Do you know me? No credit card have I. You might not know my name But look me in the eye. Do you know me? The Stones didn't sing about me. Lucifer is not my name. No…