Bluff

Rosteiner

We used to play poker for stuff. For example, “I’m in for this houseplant”
“I’ll see your houseplant and raise you a Butthole Surfers pin”
“Too rich for me”
“Ok, I’m in for the houseplant, the pin, and this baseball cap”

Usually my bluffs worked. Not this time.

I won the ugliest, closest to death houseplant I’d ever seen.