3. Her Name is Jan

The Jet-Black Project

Poor Jan. Personally I thought she had surpassed Marcia in hotness by the final season. But being the middle child, naturally nobody noticed.

With apologies to The Silver Platters, The Brady Six, The Banana Convention, and Sam the Butcher (who along with Fluffy didn’t make it into the song), I give you track three from my album “Internet Rock Star.”

Her Name is Jan
Words and Music by Demetrius P. Hill ©2010 all rights reserved, February 6, 2010 additional lyrics on February 26 and 27, 2011

Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!

Now listen to this story ‘bout a family they call Brady
They live inside my TV set
Three sisters and three brothers – a Father and Mother
They got Alice and a Tiger for a pet

But one is an invisible girl – cause she’s livin’ in a Brady world!

Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!

Now Greg he digs the honeys, and Peter’s kinda funny
And Bobby found a wallet full of cash
There’s Marcia she is pretty, and Cindy’s cute and silly
And Oliver was last to join the cast

They’re serving pork chops and apple sauce – to the middle child who was so lost!

Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!

You gotta keep on, keep on, keep on dancin’
Dancin’ all through the night!
You gotta keep on, keep on, keep on doin’ it
Keep on doin’ it right!

(rockin’ Johnny Bravo solo)

Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!
Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan! Her name is Jan, Jan, Jan!