32 tracks by sleggthesockpuppet

the full title of this song is: "the crux of the matter as a matter of fact is that the facts are fucked and the crux is cracked the flow got blocked when the clocks went back and the quarks are nothing but the quirks of quacks" i heard my…read more
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O Hairy One O hairy one............ May the hair that sprouts from your coarse velvet skin Grow through my pores & cover my limbs May the strength that lies in your shoulders & thighs Pour through my soul in its hugeness & pride…read more
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i can hear the digits in your digital audio i feel the need to fidget with my mouse and my moby i’m listless as i listen to prestigious presentations of manipulated data and prestidigitation i type unlisted numbers into my communicator i'm dubious…read more
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language and communication john lydon told me the written word is a lie so likewise the recorded sung or spoken word say i on the table there sat a cat or a telephone -what shape was the table? -what was the name of the cat…read more
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a shrill shit a shrill shit shatters the moonlit midnight air despair distorts the dreamy darkness twists its fluid form into a gloomy dankness looming like malignant vapours over stagnant pools you are surrounded by fools grounded by…read more
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timothy and the tramp as timothy walked past marks and spencer’s the muttering tramp stood up and looked him squarely in the eye and said:- i have seen the great bear crouching on his haunches in his cavernous mountain lair and…read more
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warning: may contain a swear word, please listen with care
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i heard my darling snarling and our little stomachs churning he said i should be earning some kind of verbal warning but i found out in the morning as the cardboard moon was waning i heard the pitter-patter of the footprints in the butter…read more
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I Shall Tear off my Terrible Cap (poem by harold pinter, 1951) I in my straight jacket swung in the sun, In a hostile pause in a no man's time. The spring his green anchor had flung. Around me only the walking brains, And the plack of…read more
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recorded live on a dodgy tape deck at a hunt sabateurs ball at keele university probably in the 90s
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from the late nineties i think
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here at southend-on-sea where we used to walk with you on the sand & the mud & the clay that an ancient science said we were all made out of and here at southend-on-sea my old man old man river old father thames and old father…read more
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[ also on youtube at: http://youtu.be/G4dD4L5WqdQ ] fabulous song by the brilliant late robert calvert from my favourite album of his, Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters I see myself a Hero While one wings falls away And the dial…read more
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--- W. H. Auden, The Two--- You are the town and we are the clock. We are the guardians of the gate in the rock The Two On your left and on your right In the day and in the night, We are watching you. Wiser not to ask just what has occurred…read more
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Opinion is divided as to whether Simeon (also sometimes referred to by some sources as "Simeon the True" and by others as "Simeon the Pretender" was the agent of the Psimians, entrusted with the sound engineering of the ancient songs according…read more
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bedtime for bonzo - recorded in glorious 4-trak at lotek studios in the '90s well i came home today and i turned on the television and i tried all 17 channels and there was nothing on any of them except trained monkeys trained monkeys…read more
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lo-tek eclektro version of 'a character disorder' by the nu psimians I've got a character disorder you know they say I've got a borderline personality disorder and I'm sick of taking orders like a waiter or or a nun I want to be…read more
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live in the kitchen vox + piano only no fx version and i don’t know what you mean about the things i haven’t seen it isn’t easy being green when all you ever say is mean you know i tried to keep it clean but you were messing up my scene…read more
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slightly different mix for sinbad multitrackstudioforum who suggested a vocal boost and some creepy Vincent Price reverb(i may have given it too much of a boost though) sort of vaguely electroskank arrangement with some hints of klezmer &…read more
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non-metamorphosis my shoulderblades continue to itch but prolonged examination in the mirror finds not the slightest trace of feathers beginning to sprout at the bottom of my spine where my tail should have been the muscles which…read more
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& that should be "slightly ajar"
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hmmmm.... that should be "origami neuborgspout ers" thanks to all (once) at neub.org
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watchdog nervus rex, the dog king, barking mad in the barking mud, ex-watchdog turned home-brew technologist, made the following observations: ideology is a concave mirror; there's no such thing as a clerical error; only sidney poitier…read more
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a character disorder I've got a character disorder you know they say I've got a borderline personality disorder and I'm sick of taking orders like a waiter or or a nun I want to be the one that gives the orders I hate the nurses…read more
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Sunday Afternoon in Suburbia or Ice Scream Ice cream van music (first) A regular military drum beat spoken in a low voice. It was Sunday afternoon in Suburbia when that man mowing the lawn watched you take all your clothes off and throw them…read more
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When I was a child, I was a white bird – but I was caged. One day escaped, I shared the rich fruit of freedom, with birds of more ordinary colours. These were wise birds, They believed I would not survive, Outside of my cage, So they…read more
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with your attack dogs and my defence lawyers we will be like the irresistable force and the immoveable object rolled into one – roll another one i got a lust for velocity, a taste for atrocity no need for veracity, i feed off your mendacity…read more
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i wannabe the driver of the oncoming train whose headlight is the light at the end of the tunnel one hand clutching my whiskey bottle the other hand waving the very very very very last straw that broke the back of the camel that passed through…read more
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