Reg was contemplating his marriage he was sure he'd married the wrong women again then he remembered what his mother told him ..... Mother said I’m sure everybody knows love ain’t no place to hide Ask any lonley man he…

Produced for the RPM Challenge 2026. A slow jam for those wishing to dance through treacle.

Recorded January 2026

Recorded October 2025

Guess who came down the cellar last night Reg and Elvis got up and did this one for him...........

Reg just loves watching old films and the one he watched last broke his heart and it was all based non a lie .... That Poor Mockingbird they killed the mockingbird That jury of twelve they took away the truth to that…

Reg is in a mess again ...messed up of course by another women ... No decision

Reg Rotton and Kari (Redlar) live in the cellar Aint got nothing but love and that won’t do w/ Kari Can’t work Can’t eat Can’t sleep Living life on a slag heap Their Ain’t nothing I can do I’m out of work and I’ve got no dough Got…

Reg went to the cinema last night to see Baz Lurmans Epic and woke up this morning beleaving he was Elvis ....someones got to tell him he's not..... he's started sowing beads onto his boiler-suit and will eat nothing but peanut butter and bacon…