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Funky Heart Problems

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FUNKY HEART PROBLEMS w/Hardlock
To all those with the same problem something to smile about …….

Funky Heart Problems
Eggs sausages bacon and beans that’s all I think of eating
That’s all want to eat but I can’t with this diet that I’m needing
I got to loose weight cause my tickers oh its all out of time
It’s missing out
I gotta get myself in line

The cholesterol is high it’s weigh above the five
The blood pressure is too 190 over 95
The Dr says I’m lucky, lucky to be alive
He give me a bunch of pills to try, to make me thrive

Statin’s and beta blockers to slow down the heart
the trouble is, they make me fart
They’ve take away my sex drive
Now I don’t really want to be alive

Calling Mr smith
calling Mr.smith
can you please
go to the heart doctor, please
Thank you very much

Making sure I read all the papers that come with the pills
To see the adverse effects that can happen to me at will
Peeling skin on my balls, coughing blood up from my lungs, yellow stools and trouble will have begun

Well I’ve been on the diet for nearly a year and haven’t lost a pound
Blood pressures still high and my heart it still pounds
I try to exercise but I can’t walk more than10 feet
I think you can understand why I don’t feel so upbeat

Did I just miss a beat

Eggs sausages bacon and beans that’s all I think of eating
That’s all want to eat but I can’t with this diet that I’m needing
I got to loose weight cause my tickers oh its all out of time
I’m missing out
I gotta get myself in line

The pounds there going to fall off , I’m sure they will
It may take a little while but hey still
I don’t like it at all I can’t drink I can’t smoke

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Andrew Russe said

Mmmm... Eggs and suasages and bacon and beans... MMMMMM... sorry? Did you say something else? Missed it, I was thinking of something else... :)

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