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09 The Booger Song

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(COVID Salute)
You can pick ’em, you can lick ’em, you can roll them in a ball
You can stack ’em up like waffles ‘till they’re forty feet tall
You can wipe on your sleeve, you can flick ’em at your friends
You could blow them in a tissue, but then your fun would end

Oh, oh oh oh, fun with your nose
Canon on your face, everybody knows
That when you get stuffed up It’s like a full magazine
Lookout downrange when you get your nose clean

Some are kinda slimy gooey and green
Others are crunchy little golden beans
Some are snot rockets or a shotgun spray
some are itty-bitty and others you could braid

When you feel a little stuffy, don’t let it get you down
It’s more than just congestion, opportunities abound
Don’t let the sniffles ruin your day
Pass the time with boogers and play the day away

Oh, oh oh oh, fun with your nose
Canon on your face, everybody knows
When you get stuffed up It’s like a full magazine
Lookout downrange when you get your nose clean

Oh, oh oh oh, fun with your nose
Canon on your face, the mucous hose
When you get stuffed up It’s like a full magazine
Lookout downrange when you get your nose clean

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will of the sun said

Haha, brilliant!

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Andrew Russe said

LOL

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