Fundamentally Gay
Tiggy Acworth
Track 8 from These things happen by Tiggy Acworth 2010.
Fundamentally gay – Tiggy Acworth 2008
Just because I do not have a girlfriend
Don’t mean that I haven’t had a try…
I’ve had a few but they’ve all turned out to be wrong ones,
And the right ones are so typically hard to find!
I don’t wanna be sympathized with
Just wanna be straight with you
All I know is that Jonathan Ross is
Fundamentally gay, in a happy way!
All I want is a certain amount of freedom
Trusting that I’m sure to return and stay
I don’t want an avalanche of text messages
Left because your paranoia’s at play
I don’t wanna be criticized
And left with nothing to say
All I’m needing to know is that you’re
Fundamentally gay, in a happy way
SOLO over Verse chords
I don’t wanna be sympathized with
Just wanna be straight with you
All I know is that Jonathan Ross is
Fundamentally gay, in a happy way!
How’s about we have a ‘friendly’ on Facebook?
Chat about what matters in our lives?
Have a look at my cyber self up in mySpace
Please don’t say what you wouldn’t say to my face!
I don’t wanna be criticized
And left with nothing to say
All I’m needing to know is that you’re
Fundamentally gay, in a happy way
Gay, in a happy way!
In a happy way!
Gay, in a happy way!
Gay, in a happy way!
Gay, in a happy way!
In a happy, in a happy way!
This one had me in stitches. I've been listening to all your stuff while emailing, but I had to stop and fall around laughing on this one. "all I know is Jonathan Ross is fundamentally gay - in a happy way" Brilliant.