Upper Middle Class Dumbass Blues

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The coffee table was influenced a bit by a good bottle of wine and some excellent Minnesota beer a couple of nights ago. And the result was this masterpiece!!

Upper Middle Class Dumbass Blues

I woke up this morning
Both my girlfriends were gone
Yeah, I work up this morning
Both my girlfriends were gone
I found their note on my juicer
You’re a dumbass
And we are gone

Poop on the driveway
Tire tracks in the sand
Poop on the driveway
Tire tracks in the sand
My only friend is Fido
And he’s looking like he don’t understand

Martini in the morning
Coffee in the afternoon
Martini in the morning
Coffee in the afternoon
That’s what you get
When you’ve got
The upper middle class
Dumbass
Blues

I’m therapist told me
She’s wasting her time
Oh my therapist told me
she’s wasting her time
But if I want to come In
It’ll be on my dime

© December 2021 Greg Connor, Colleen Dillon, Mark Lofgren all rights reserved