This is just another middle of the road pile of trot, this time about the amazing instant classics I write, but am so protective of that I daren't let any of you hear. No one will ever hear them. Sorry, but I'm afraid this shite will just have…

Thank you for being you No one else would do Thank you for being you You're all I ask for Too many nights alone tonight I'm coming home open up the wine cos I'm gonna be with the one who's shown Me the ways of old Women into wives…

RPM 2011 number 2. Inspired by an ex-friend of mine who had the most dazzling rose tinted glasses. Always used to envy the simplicity of his view and how nothing could ever get to him (everything gets to me).. since i knew him I know a lot of…

3rd one for RPM2011. This is an 'oh you'll never get to heaven' type affair inspired by a beer my mate introduced me too. The song is basically about drinking yourself to death and having one up on the healthy brigade having made a rather spectacular…

Another one for the RPM2011 pile. Vocals are a bit shonky so apologies for that. If you don't like the start I would give the ending a try. If you don't like that either, I'm sorry to have wasted your time. The subject matter's self-explanatory…

This is a song about finding momentary escape from the pain of loss.. and having it interrupted by the realisation that it's the anniversary of the day it all started; Some days I get up and I go to the park and I sit in the dark and I think…

This is about my Nan who in some ways was more like a second mum... You wont be gone when you leave me, You wont be gone x 2 Cos while I'm alive til the day I die You'll linger on when you leave me You'll linger on I remember how your…

A dramatisation of events from school.. hope 'Shaun' never hears this, and if he does, that he likes it in someway, and that things turned out alright in the end.. It was always rainin. It filled him up It summed it up So perfectly How nothing…

Jekyll and Hyde are both well and alive and they're living inside of home Jekyll is kind to me Smiles all the time to me Hyde is a wild arrow from a bow As much as Jekyll makes you smile If she drinks herself some wine You'll be the one that…

This song is sort of about making a clean break, killing off the lead character in your story and burying him along with all his sins before the inevitable happens, and the bad guy gets his. Initially came from a jam with my mate Ben Price who…