everyone says I cant sing. I can its just im not very good. its not about whether I can so much as whether I should. but I do! yeah I will.. strangle that cat anyhoo people say I cant, I can.. im just not very good. everyone says I cant…

if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…

RPM 2011 number 2. Inspired by an ex-friend of mine who had the most dazzling rose tinted glasses. Always used to envy the simplicity of his view and how nothing could ever get to him (everything gets to me).. since i knew him I know a lot of…

When you walk away, don't talk that way Imagine the words you say May be your last. And if you're angry please don't leave Just think how near may be the end. Why must you hold your silly grudges and revel in your woe You always had a talent…

This is a song written for my daughter Rosa, who is 6 months old. It's about indoctrination, but by the look of her when I sing it, I'm not sure she gets it. Rosa darling Rosa Mae I need to tell you about their games Cos sad as it is they…