Another song that didn't get recorded in February

DEEP WITHIN THE HISS, LURKS A SONG!! what is a novelty song? It's one that sits in your brain Without room for another one What is a novelty song? well it seaps to our brain and its there it remains until it ruins the other songs Ah…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…

Mr. Keith Landry was kind enough to let me have a play around with the title track from his very excellent rpm album.. This was the outcome. If you haven't, check out Keith's album.. Tis truly a thing of beauty

everyone says I cant sing. I can its just im not very good. its not about whether I can so much as whether I should. but I do! yeah I will.. strangle that cat anyhoo people say I cant, I can.. im just not very good. everyone says I cant…

RIP Tea Cozy Pete; I was always the one spilling out the pub drunk early doors so me and he could speak I knew his name he knew mine id watch his smiling eyes shine philosophising in the street memory failed to remind me. strange. oh…

if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…