Are you in touch with your past? Do you remember before? Are you scared of this world? Are there locks on your door? Is there anyone here, who can prove that they are? Are we anywhere near To having too far x2 Are we anywhere near? Are you…

Hi everyone.. I wrote this song for Archie Watson, son of my dear friends Lauren and Bradley Watson, who sadly was diagnosed with Tay-Sachs disease just before Christmas. Tay-sachs is a rare genetic disorder for which there is currently no cure…

DEEP WITHIN THE HISS, LURKS A SONG!! what is a novelty song? It's one that sits in your brain Without room for another one What is a novelty song? well it seaps to our brain and its there it remains until it ruins the other songs Ah…

This is a song written for my daughter Rosa, who is 6 months old. It's about indoctrination, but by the look of her when I sing it, I'm not sure she gets it. Rosa darling Rosa Mae I need to tell you about their games Cos sad as it is they…

I'm experimenting. You can probably tell. A track from the Raw Tape project that would have been RPM 2013 if I'd had chance to record it in February!

Another song that didn't get recorded in February

Having a bit of an identity crisis.. not sure what I'm doing musically at the moment and here's the proof. Now mixed a little better. I can't think of anything worth saying I can't think of any other way to say it I can't think of anything…

if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…

ill make you happy ill make you pleased you stayed around to find out who id be and ill make you sure you were right to hold on when the whole world let go and denied it knew me. hey! nobodys saying itll be all plain sailin cos nothing…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…