Shit on Tu

samples “Shit on You (Instrumental),” produced by Eminem and DJ Head

[Verse]
I don’t wait, I go straight in, dive in, I’m liver than most men, think it
If you wanna have beef with me, you can just cook it like ribs or the loins
You can do it and destroy him, he’s already dead, what you know about him?
Tell me everything, don’t reveal a thing to your friend, tell it to me before you do him
And I’m gonna screw you, put you in a cell and eat the key
You ain’t the key to emcees’ dreams, American dreams, Americans scream when they see me
I’m crazy, you know that? If you didn’t, I’ll bring it to you, sing slow songs to you nice and quiet, piano style, the tempo is slow, everybody wanna smile when they hear me even though I talk violence even though I start riots
These guys is crazy, I’m peeling the skin
I wanna know how you feel when I’m feeling so bad, is you feeling the pain? Is you even inside the game?
You’re in the exterior so get inside the box, maybe then you can talk about me a lot
Maybe hate me, whatever emotion, you flowing not
I’m flowing like the ocean, I’m hot, but you guys is not
Go to China and see outsourcing and I’ll…
Oh, you don’t know me, how you gonna go see the emcee at the show that I am charging you dough? I’m charging you like the chargers though
Holy shit, Alex knows know-how like this
Alex is the quiz, you gotta test that
Ha, you wanna test the patience? I don’t have no patients like a doctor, I knock you up, not Dr. Knock-boot, what’s up, huh?
Yo, you gotta say yo, if you an emcee then you gotta throw ‘bows
Everybody theoretically speaking is not me
When you Puerto Rican, is you having diabetes then? I did the research so I know these things
Hoe, if you ain’t flowing like the hose, maybe you below in the asshole
If you a man paying her money, shit, you ain’t nothing but a bub, you ain’t love me
Man, I’m crazy with the rhyme, I hate you with the rhyme
I go back to the front gates and act like it didn’t happen, rewind
Everybody see mine
If you reveal it, then you steal it, if you wrong, sing a song and maybe you can be clean again
It’s a clean slate, I wipe the plate clean when I eat that, yeah
Everybody, make me all sad, make me mad, make me every emotion in the book
I’m glad that it happened to me, if I die I won’t be mad that it happened to me
Everybody who did it, spit it
Everybody not gonna be bodying themselves
Digging a hole, I put you in it before you can put yourself in it, ya dig it?
Hey, say hey, say no way, say Alex, this guy is a, a letter, that’s all his entity is, his identity is
If I make a mistake then go on, it doesn’t matter, I go on, I go on
Shit, man, this life is good, this life is bad, two sides
I see two guys, two faces, I see two races, I see two races in me
At least I got two, you guys only have one so it’s half of me, true
If you got a true or false question, if you got multiple choice and if you got fill in the blank, that’s the full spectrum, and no guessing
This is freestyle, not on one topic, ADD style, AAD style
Everybody, you don’t know AC/DC now, when I played it in band I was the man even though the rest was teenagers when they was boys
Why, if they was toys, I’m playing with them, if they was not, I destroyed them in Illinois when I was back in there doing my thing
Taking all the different classes, it destroyed his brain then, his brainstem
Everybody, say these words
Everybody, trade your girls for my girls, and I take a break so I can catch a breath when I say it for god sakes
I don’t make a pause ‘cause that would be deteriorating to the rap cause
Everybody knows the gauze if you’re medical, if you’re spitting these words, if you’re giving medicine to these dudes that don’t need it and only bleed shit
You know that they be pissing out the blood, and it’s opposite of what they did ‘cause in those books is lies, in those mouth is eyes
I’m making anatomy be a tragedy, I’m flipping it outside in
Everybody going outside again just to hear my rap when I’m on the stage
And I don’t have a book there flipping a page and doing a freestyle and memorizing out wild
Everybody knows when I’m washing the car that I’m gonna body them and put them in to get you scarred
Hey, I’m gonna pay, it is to me, what you say
Watch your mouth so your eyeballs go in front, they out of your sockets
And pull the money out of your pockets, give it to me so I can put it in my pockets
Yeah, I’m hot with it, ay, when you spit it, can you say I’m not it? No
Because I’m the truest, the rap influence, rap influenza, the sickest to do it
Hey, you gotta pay me, you gotta have a melee in the game
If you didn’t, you should beat me up ‘cause that would be a new experience, what’s up?
Everybody didn’t, everybody spitting, everybody gotta live this
Ay, you made it, maybe with a flame, maybe it’s equivalent to the game
Maybe it’s this, this is when I do it in with a syringe and then I give you this evil dose, megadose, caffeine to stay up your nose
I throw ‘bows with my eyeballs
And I don’t end, and with the flows I go all out
Yeah, this is me, Alex to the D closing, this is me