Take This With A Grain Of Salt
(samples music sampled/produced by Dr. Dre from Labi Siffre’s “I Got The…” for the song “My Name Is” by Eminem)
Freestyle, relax, relax, listen ‘cause I’m not gonna repeat myself
[Verse 1]
It’s not that I hate you
It’s just I don’t like the way you gays gaze at me
You see, I’ll never date you
I’ll never be a fag
Clean myself with a rag and masturbate to two Playboy mags with one hand
I love my sexual orientation as straight so stop waiting for me to pay attention to him
Just let him be free like Willy
And don’t let your willy free or else I’m gonna go willy nilly, chase you up the hill with a weapon, stepping so fast you think I’m a cheetah when I’m repping
And doing my thang which you could never be a part of it when doing mine, losing mine
You could never be a part of the bang
You’re losing your heart every time you was saying them thangs
This dude put his ass in my face, thinks about it when he masturbates
All good, not hood, listen
[Verse 2]
Not gonna harm you, I’m not gonna get warm with you, but still I’m not gonna perform two times for you
Just realize the rhyme is true, I don’t lie, I never be blue, only red in front of ‘em
It’s not hatred, the face red when I’m spitting, when I’m getting excited, I’m lightning
The rhyme comes, the times come for you to be warned me
Please, don’t you see that I’m free as a bird?
And I don’t pull up to the curb of a gay bar to say words to these dudes
I’d never take ‘em home if I had a car to drive one in
Please do not take no breath, I stand my step
And you could never deter me, unnerve me or work me up in a storm, a sweat, you could never get this shit
[Verse 3]
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hurt you
I just gotta express the dirt, some of this shit, get off my chest, it doesn’t work
It’s not getting paid, and those homos and hobos ain’t getting laid
That’s ok ‘cause people have it worse off
It’s that you take bratwurst that nerves me a lot
I don’t park in the parking lot ‘cause I ain’t got no car to spark, spark plugs
In the dark when I go to the bus stop to go to the hospital and clock meds
I mean the docs do that shit while I rock specimens
It nerves me, I fall asleep when I’m about to be or start to be doing my thing
It’s 4 o’clock in the morning, and I’m about to be doing my thing
Things close down on you
I’m a caged animal about to rip out this stainless steel
And feel the pain I give to you
That’s my word about these homos, but I don’t hate gays, I just stay away from ‘em today so what do you got to say? Just live your life and leave me away