I’ve seen you crash back down into the ash Like an inverted Phoenix So delectable yet totally ineffectual Those intellectual verbal tricks I’ve tried to save ya from your bad behaviour And keep you safe within the mix I’ve been here to…

So, what do you think... could it use more wah-wah? This was written for the 2014 RPM Challenge. The chromatic thing at the beginning had been rattling around in my head for years and years but had never found a home. The lyrics here…

So, what do you think... could it use more wah-wah? This was written for the 2014 RPM Challenge. The chromatic thing at the beginning had been rattling around in my head for years and years but had never found a home. The lyrics here…

So, what do you think... could it use more wah-wah? This was written for the 2014 RPM Challenge. The chromatic thing at the beginning had been rattling around in my head for years and years but had never found a home. The lyrics here…

Start to finish what's the common middle?

Just a silly little ditty .....

(Remastered 22/10/2021) I found this one while I was digging through the shoe-box for the 1994 songs. Apparently I wrote it on 10th November 1995. Foolishly, I thought it would only take a week or so to record... I was originally expecting…

The first song completed for the second round of re-recorded Quarantine Tunes. This one was written on the last day of the 2016 RPM Challenge. I had written a bunch of songs saying that people who think the Earth is flat are somehow defective…

The first song completed for the second round of re-recorded Quarantine Tunes. This one was written on the last day of the 2016 RPM Challenge. I had written a bunch of songs saying that people who think the Earth is flat are somehow defective…

A silly, sort of dreamlike / lullaby-ish tune, about weird travels on a bubble-gum balloon. Lyrics: See one time I was chewing bubble gum and it was mighty fine I blew a bubble so big it took me up into the sky So this is the story of where…