How to Assemble Your Android
Greg Connor
Here is my contribution to Gene’s Challenge. Find it here:
http://alonetone.com/koehl/tracks/songwriting-challenge-1
How to Assemble Your Android
How to assemble your android
With pitfalls that you should avoid
Like send in the warranty card
Before the thing gets destroyed
Cause it’s not like training a puppy
It just ain’t the same at all
Cause the android just might give you pleasure
Probably wont come when you call
Make sure the parts fit together
With curves and sensual lines
With some place to plug in your hard drive
And sip on a glass of wine
So assemble for maximum pleasure
And make it good looking too
Cause if you’re assembling an android
There’s no date that’s waiting for you
Looks like your How to Assemble has reached 100 plays, and all 5 Currently Kicking Ass tunes are STILL How to Assemble songs, but your is on top. Congrats -- I'd call that a hit, and you are once again "The Featured Artist" -- and that's a damn good choice!
I've just listen to all of these on headphones, so I could hear every imperfection, and they're all GREAT -- clean, masterful, professional mix downs, everyone. I'm dealing with a bunch of clever artists who take recording a mixing serious, even when the title includes the word, "Android." You sound great on these phones, Greg. Everyone does. So many responses, all of them top notch production. I'm glad that I came up with this idea, that so many accepted the challenge, and I'm so tickled, pleased and proud to be associated with all this groovy talent! Rock on, everyone!
Great job!!
Not only are you talented and good looking...but funny too!!! lol great one Greg....love it
Rita says she's trading me in for a new one. *"This one is obviously defective"*
haha… listening to all those old blues tune double entendres is impacting you. I'm still waiting for you to cover that Bo Carter song. I'll play harp on it! …gotta double fav this
I keep trying to think what to comment, but all that comes to mind is BWAHAHA! :D
Hilarious!!! And for awhile I thought you were singing about a phone!!!! Love it