Salty air smokey lungs Footprints in the sand Leading to the woods Can you breathe it in? And still shadows lurk Tempting my mind The trees drop fire Burn down before my eyes Oh no, where did you go? On the reef you cut your palms…

A song for whoever likes it. Erm, and it's not really what this life is all about - but don't ask me what it is about, or even why you want to know what it's all about....erm...rambling now.

This is an idea not a song and it is in rough form. I needed to upload this to share it with a couple other songwriters that I know and so here it is. Hope you like it in it's raw form. Learn more about Frank Porter music by visiting www.reverbnation…

I wrote this thing in 1994. When I played it to some friends back then they went "yeah, but where's the rest of it?" I've been struggling with that concept ever since. Then, a while ago, a couple of kindly souls removed that worry from me…

Guy out on the town looking for some action. Girl out on the town looking for some action. Meet in a club where cheesy disco is playing - they don't care, it's not the reason they are there. Collab with Lady Jane. Had us both laughing - enjoy.

For UK people who liked the Testcard in the 70's. Youtube vid attached. Started as a project, sent to Lady Jane who did her magic. Ummed and Arrred about it, and eventually thought "just upload". Enjoy.

Extravagant and clean and practised, oh, so very well, they pose and fall and knead and climb, unclothed yet practical. The ceiling sets the scene and I am reminded not to go. I'm at the mercy of this posthumous woe. Never seen again…

Another one jip1965 sent to me for playing with! Silent and magical Calming and practical Moonbeams, silver moonbeams Filtering through the air Twinkling in our hair Moonbeams, silver moonbeams Dancing on the leaves of trees Shaking…

Hazy Memories, with voices and context. (I've had a lot of surgery; none of it cosmetic, I might add!) Thanks Dr Jip! Enjoy xox

Just a cranky cranker