Give Me The Pills

It seems everybody I know takes a pile of subscriptions. I wonder if I’m missing out. Needless to say, this was bitchin’ hard to sing, and I cheated like hell.

Got old and fat just sittin around
waitin till a new solution is found

Solve my problems with a little round pill
And end to my physiological ills

Got diabetes and I got the gout
and some carcinoma on the side of my snout

Got a bad back and some rotten feet
from eatin just carbohydate and meat

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When I get the prescription I’ll run to the drugstore
Mr Pharmacist please will you give me some more

I had some spaghetti for dinner tonight
sausage and tomato tasted alright

Had some desert just a little cheesecake
the type that the finest bakery would make

Now I’m Suffrin from a bit of acid reflux
The burning sensation totally sucks

But it doesn’t matter I gotta purple pill
So go and throw another piece of chicken on the grill

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Honk

Feelin kinda blue feelin depressed
Even though my lifestyle seems to be blessed

Told my doctor I’m mentally ill
He gave me another prescription to fill

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