Acquire

Dweeb

A song about a classic boardgame:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/5/acquire

Lyrics:

Sit yourself right down my friend and I’ll tell you how to play
You’re goin’ first because your tile is closest to 1-A

I recommend you start a chain - buy stock in it when it’s small
Make a brand-new hotel chain and call it Festival

Refrain:

You must Acquire it
You must Acquire it
You must Acquire the largest fortune to win the game

I’ll be startin’ a chain of my own and callin’ it Luxor
It starts to grow but yours is growing just a little more

It’s time to merge the two together; I’ll be cashing in
I’ll even save a couple shares to start the chain again

[Refrain]

It’s lookin’ like Imperial will go past 41
I sure am glad I bought those shares while somehow you have none

I will decide to end the game and cash those shares all out
1200 dollars for every share is what this game’s about

[Refrain X2]