Recorded this to test a new bass direct-in box. I ended up liking the vocals and guitar better.

A remake of a song I recorded on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I am not really a communist.

I "wrote" this song before I even had a guitar, sometime in the 80's. I finally decided to record it.

Another remake of an oldie. Probably among my favorites lyrically.

Yet another remake of an oldie. I'd fantasized for years about how this song could be better, so I am slightly disappointed in this. I just don't play guitar well enough to do what I want, and I guess I never will.

Yes, this is based on somebody I actually know. People seem amused by the "throat-clearing" samples. The samples are mostly me, but the guy muttering in dutch is not.

This one seems to be a favorite among my friends. Maybe it hits close to home.

Featuring my good friend Mr. Steven Phillips on electric guitar and backing vocals. Regardless, nobody seems to like this song but me. BTW, This song is not intended as an insult of anyone. Don't send goon squads after me, please!

Gotta love the auto-arpeggio.

I decided to go full-punk here, while desperately trying to avoid the obvious rhyme words.

I promise I am not really this creepy. I actually used a 12-sided die to figure the chord-riff here.

Fun with synths.

Yes, I took Psych 101 in college.

I've been here. This is one of those songs that only I seem to like, especially the tremelo vox.

Logically this song should come BEFORE "Antidepressants", but musically I thought it went better here.

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