It seems everybody I know takes a pile of subscriptions. I wonder if I'm missing out. Needless to say, this was bitchin' hard to sing, and I cheated like hell. Got old and fat just sittin around waitin till a new solution is found Solve my…

This was the song I had to pull out of my wazoo on Monday night to finish the challenge. I didn't try anything fancy, since I had not time for re-takes, but I think it came out OK. It could really use a country slide-guitar or something, though…

Believe it or not, I was sitting in a hotel room reading Tolkien when I came up with this. Actually, the amazing thing is that I actually remembered enough of it when I got home a week later. Needless to say, this took a lot of time to record…

I dreamed this song, including the lyrics. Perhaps that's obvious.

Mr. Thomas Brett wrote these lyrics and challenged me to create a song around them. Tried the guitar solo a dozen times, then finally it just "came out". Originally Recorded on a Fostex 4-track cassette and remastered.

Another of the "Recipe Songs". Maybe not as successful as the first, but much better than the others, which I have omitted. Originally Recorded on a Fostex 4-track cassette and remastered.

Written and recorded shortly after the death of "John John".

The first and most successful of my "Recipe Songs". My idea was to have TRULY meaningful lyrics by making them useful as well. This cake is really really good. No, I didn't bake it and I don't have the original recipe any longer. Sorry. Originally…

One of the first songs I ever wrote, then recorded many years later when I began to be able to play guitar a little. Written before I'd ever even heard of AIDS, which is why it is not mentioned in the lyrics. Originally Recorded on a Fostex…

Written and recorded not long after the death of my favorite person ever, Jerry Garcia. Originally Recorded on a Fostex 4-track cassette and remastered.

We all suffer from this. This was a song I'd written early on. One of the few times when the recording actually came out better than I expected. Unfortunately for you, the "good part" starts halfway through.

This was my attempt to write The Great American Song. I guess I didn't really achieve my goal, but I think it came out OK anyway.

I recently read Milton's Paradise Lost. I decided to "Summarize", but I couldn't do it in less than 12 verses. The song is so intractably long that I just left the many clams as-is. Sorry about that.

I've been told that the lyrics are a bit "creepy". I guess I should note that my songs are NOT autobiographical!

This was another song I wrote ahead of time. I end up enjoying these the least, but it gives me something to record on February 1st.

I had an incredibly hard time putting this together, and then at the end it fell together better than I could have ever hoped. I guess I should scream my head off more often.

I'm convinced I've lifted this melody from somewhere, and I'm sure somebody will soon let me know that I have.

I woke up with this in my head, including the first line of the lyrics. If you dream it, you must record it, that's my rule.

I was thinking about what I hadn't done so far - no instrumental, no synth, no vibraslap, no cowbell - so I just tossed all that stuff together. The title is in memorial of my brother's recent appendicitis. Edit: I admit that I did a remix…

This was one of the two songs I wrote ahead of time to get a jump on RPM.