I like the word "Shellac" so I made a song about shellac, that's it. For this one I decided to play my old broken trash-picked drum kit instead of using MIDI drums. I spent about a week trying to fix that snare and if anything it sounds worse…

Everything about this song came about by accident, it is nothing like I'd originally imagined it. A number of people have made good suggestions about how the song could be improved. I was unable to implement any of the them, because anything I…

I decided to record this on my Zoom HN4 because I like the way that thing records my acoustic guitar. You will notice that there is no acoustic guitar in the song. Whatever. I used a lot of the built-in effects, including the rotating-amp sim…

Technically not part of my RPM 2023 project, and it was mainly recorded in January 2023. It is probably not worth listening to, but I can't make a playlist with a prime number of songs so this is #6. The song lyrics will not make any sense…

Very likely the last song I will ever record. I wanted to do something a little different.

My favorite type of titanium oxide.

If you don't love Vanadinite as much as I do, something is wrong with you.

It's been brought to my attention that the component mineral is MOGANITE, not Morganite. Please delete me. -------------------------------------- You wouldn't think it just to look at you Empirical formula is nothing but SiO2 Iron oxide…

If this wasn't such a hot mess I'd be more ashamed of myself than I already am. Use me up before I expire Just read the label, the warning is dire I'm Long past my best-by timer Got a little bit of a rotten slimer USE ME UP Use…

For my 2022 RPM project I decided I would only play drums For Real. I am not a good drummer and this song suffered the worst for it. I decided to upload this version so people could compare with the original, https://alonetone.com/dweeb/tracks…

An epic song about bathroom remodeling. Written and recorded by request. ------------------------------- So many things are going wrong It’s been getting worse far too long I cannot bear to look at you You cannot do the things you used…

Not too happy with it, and I am not sure I would have even kept it except I kinda like The Bridge. Bad mic choices, but I didn't think it was worth going back to re-record everything --------------------- Having trouble getting up from on…

Note: this song is not autobiographical. Approximate lyrics: ---------------------------------------------- Ready for anything Got a 15 month supply of beans Storing it all away Freeze-dried rations for 100 days Fillin my ammo box…

Gone on a travel on a winter day It doesn’t matter any price I’ll pay I ain't busy on the week after next Just give me a call or just gimme a text I got no plans to be leavin' my couch Eatin' the doritos in the family pouch You are…

Lookin over the calendar Seems like you're getting old Feel a little bit achy now A remedy is sold Goin to the healthy store Buy what you need Tryin all the products To heal your achy knee But you won’t feel brand new You…

Can you hear me? Can you see my screen? I'm explaining Exactly what I mean There's an error on the next slide, and I hope that you will bear with me 15 minutes Read it word-for-word You'll be reading Exactly what you heard I will…

Bonus points if you can figure out what this song is about before the end of the first verse. ____________________________________________________ Starting out on Sunday morning, nothing else to do Getting right through 1 dash 1, moving right…

It's basically a punk rock song about yoga. I have spend a lot of time during quarantine following along with https://www.youtube.com/user/yogawithadriene Not really sure how I managed to get it to 4:39 long but that's what it is…

I thought Olivia might sing this one, but she said my version was "awesome" and I will have to take her word on that. I made up lyrics which seemed as if they might be suitable for her to sing, but I don't really know what they mean…

This year's six-minute depressive Dad-rock ballad. ------------------------------------------------------ Sitting around on a Friday afternoon, Feeling hungry and alone There aint nothin worth eatin in the fridge, noone to call on the phone…