Looking at your resume, one key takeaway is there ain’t a single thing you know Comparing the candidates I gotta say candidly there ain’t no place you can go So we make an offer of a minimum salary What do you think of it? Does this make you…

Pick it up first thing in the morning Looking down when the day is dawning Takin it along from room to room Bright icons on a tiny screen Means more to you than me I’m hoping you notice pretty soon It’s clear, and I fear It’s understandable…

I look away, I cannot see the vase behind me I turn and see, the flower very nearly dying I try to fill the vessel up with the water from my cup, no timing I try again, but another bloom is fading I walk away, and to myself berating…

I went into the kitchen and I made a big mess 'cause I'm an idiot sandwich I pushed it all aside and I ate all the rest I was totally famished You came home and cleaned it all alone Narcolepsy head I been overfed I couldn't find a…

I saw this beautiful name in a scientific paper. There are many people with this name, this particular one is a crystallographer. So I ignored all that and wrote a song about Indian food. I take full responsibility for the horrid mispronunciation…

Messing around with my Zoom H4N recorder. I cheated and re-recorded the vocals, added the harmonica, and mixed it down using Reaper. I plugged my ancient TR-707 and bass right into the recorder like it was the '90s or something. I wrote and…

Wrote this as a thank-you to someone who has been very kind to me, and who REALLY likes photography. Lyrics: Waking up on a dreary morn Eatin a big bowl of flakes of corn Read a text at 9 am 55 minutes or the chance will end R…

This song is for everyone who has failed at their Assertiveness Training. Lyrics: Sittin Spinnin Doin evrythin but winnin Startin to talk but instead I cough like an angel hell-bent on sinnin Moanin Groanin fightin with my demon…

I asked Olivia to name something (in three or four syllables) that causes her consternation. Her answer, "Society". Sometimes she follows my scratch vocal line when I record a demo for her, this time she just let it rip, and it is probably the…

This song features my first attempt at recording myself playing a drumkit. I only did four takes, sorry. Lyrics: They’re gonna say I stole this song And I knew it all along They own the copyright on C, G, C, G, D They’re gonna sue the…

This one is the only track that I am a little disappointed in. I thought it would be a banger and a lead-off track, but I had trouble getting it to exactly where I thought it would be. I think the problem is that I am nowhere near as good a singer…

There is actually a LOT of goose poop at my office park, but I opted to use the joke title referring to my favorite Beach Boys song. FWIW, the drum loops came from https://www.organicdrumloops.com/

I wrote this from the point of an old person, such as myself, but my vocals came out so bad that I had to get Olivia to sing it for me. Lyrics: Looking over a modern meme It's the worst that I've ever seen Everything looks a little strange…

A post on the Facebook RPM group featured a quote from an aging Dave Grohl complaining about Kids These Days and Their Terrible Music, pointing out that the current number-one song was about someone's butt. So, I wrote a song about my butt…

I wrote this song for my brother, who'd recently had surgery. Yes, I know it's long. I cut something close to three minutes out of it...FWIW it's supposed to butt right up against the next track "Oldie Bear" but you can't really do that in an…

Worked with a couple of college interns last year who'd never heard of any band I like. I felt like an asshole bragging about going to shows that happened 20 years before they were born. Lyrics: Oldie Bear was there at woodstock Dancin…

I’m floating backward past the starting line I’ve wasted all my time Try to find the value in any thing I’ve done I only try to find A validation sign Looking at the options for my abilities All reversed in time Spinning through…

Vocals and Ukulele by Olivia Winthrop D A Walking home with my head just hangin low A C Thinkin how bad the day did go C…

I think you heard I am a bird You’ll never see my flyin I hang around the yard Never catch me lyin Or workin very hard I made a turd It was my third (today) I do a lot of eatin And strutting round the pen The others might be meeting…

Song written and performed by Olivia Winthrop. I played Harmonica only. This is my happy song A calming ocean breeze I would sail all the seas go buzzing with the bees This is my happy song rules That i abide…